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Gone
Boatin' Jokes
Dead ahead,
through the pitch-black night,
the Captain sees a light on
a collision course with his
ship.
He sends a signal: "Change
your course ten degrees East."
"Change yours ten degrees
West," comes the reply.
The Captain responds, "I'm
a United States Navy Captain!
Change your course, Sir!"
"I'm a seaman second class,"
the next message reads. "Change
your course, Sir."
The Captain is furious. "I'm
a battleship! I'm not changing
course!"
"I'm a lighthouse. Your
call."
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